Diagnosis: Broken

Well, unofficially. All of the experts I've spoken to (including our soon-to-be-Dr. Rasor, people who've previously broken toes, and compassionate folks who cringe at the thought of a broken appendage) think I've been in enough pain to actually have a broken toe. Here's a snapshot. It's much more purple, swollen, and ugly in person. Also, the purple toenail on my fourth toe is from when I stubbed the same toes on the same foot a month ago. I've been clumsy for about 15 months...do the math on that one to figure out who I blame. : ) (Right, like I could ever actually blame him....)